The South's 20 Seasons

[Fast Harley]

1- Hunting
2- Winter
3- Pollen
4- Winter
5- Tornado
6- So Much Pollen
7- One More Winter
8- Tornado
9- Attack of the Mosquitos
10- Summer
11- More Summer
12- Even More Summer
13- Please, Lord! Make this summer end!
14- Football
15- Tornado
16- Fall
17- Just kidding, here's some more summer
18- Winter
19- Christmas
20- Maybe one more Summer

Harley. (Notice there is no Spring and not really any Fall.)

[Anita Margarita]

So we are in about 2.5 now?  Please tell me there are not two more winters before mosquito season.

I'm tired of covering my "tender plants" overnight.  If my newly sprouting peonies froze, I'd be heartbroken.

AM

[Fast Harley]

I figure about 4.5  All newly sprouting everything must die till after Easter.
F.H.

[TN Mongo]

I'd like to see all the bugs "sprout" and then have a good cold freeze to kill them all.

[Fast Harley]

Judging by the other night and perhaps today, I think we're up to season 5.
F.H.