Congratulations to you both! Many will suggest that you will never be so busy as you are when you retire. Now, you're expected to get after all those chores that have been put off due to working long hours, etc.
But now, for a limited time only, Beck and Tombstone, you are invited to watch me for a day to learn how to "be retired". Learn from a professional. There will be a one-time consultation fee, lunch will not be served, BYOB, and don't get here before 10:30 AM. Reservations are required. No refunds.