August Match Predictions

[Jackalope]

I predict...

1.)  Five stages on three bays.

2.)  Warm temperature.  High humidity.  And plenty of perspiration.

3.)  No rifle or handgun knockdowns.

4.)  For ammunition, you'll need 50 rifle, 50 handgun, and 20+ shotgun shells.

4.)  This will be the Mother-in-Law Mayhem Match.  It will include tales of some of the legendary gunfights triggered by encounters with those powerful and dangerous beings.  It makes no matter if you are one, have one, had one, want one or expect to become one, this is the match for you.

Hope to see you there,

Jackalope

[Anita Margarita]

Jackalope actually loves his mother-in-law ... really.

[Uncle Ethan]

I predict

5.) The weather guy say we will have false Fall weather Saturday. Heard false Spring in a movie once. Cooler weather ahead.

[Mister Badly]

I predict
6)
My sweat will be real.

[Long Gulch]

I predict

7.) My smoke abatement program will have been  rescinded by match start time.