September 30th Match Predictions

[Jackalope]

I predict...

1)  Near-perfect weather.

2)  Six stages, all focusing on one of our favorite Blazing Saddles characters.

3)  One stage will involve a candy-gram.

4)  We are planning to set up around noon on Thursday, September 28th.

Jackalope

[Sheriff Langston]

I like the predictions.

I will be there for the setup.

Sheriff L.

[Tombstone]

Mongo just pawn in game of life.

[TN Mongo]

Seems like Jackalope is making it hard for me not to attend.

[Jackalope]

3)  One stage will involve a candy-gram.

Maybe it was a beer-gram...in all the excitement I kinda lost track myself.

I predict...

5)  A horse will get punched out.

Unable to predict an appearance by the guest star.  He has many obligations.

[Jackalope]

I predict...

6)  Very fast stages.  If this match doesn't warm you up for Wartrace, nothing will!

Reckon I haven't mentioned who the Blazing Saddles character will be, did I?  Well, it isn't Taggart, Sheriff Bart, Hedley LaMar or Lili Von Schtupp...

[TN Mongo]

Is there a stage with farting around the campfire?  This was the first time farting had ever been shown in a movie.

[Uncle Ethan]

Is there a stage with farting around the campfire?  This was the first time farting had ever been shown in a movie.

 

[Sheriff Langston]

I guess it's beans for breakfast on Saturday.

[Outlaw Sam Bass]

Darn, I missed a good one! I have always thought Blazing Saddles would be great for scenarios. City Slickers might also be a hoot! Hint hint.

Outlaw Sam Bass

[Outlaw Sam Bass]

I do hope to be at Saturday's match, but can't be certain yet.

[Tombstone]

I just hope we dont need a shirt load of dimes

[Jackalope]

Is there a stage with farting around the campfire?...

Any campfire farting will be off the clock and I would prefer if it were done off the range.

Unless someone wants to organize a side match.....

I just hope we dont need a shirt load of dimes

Oh no! 

We learned our lesson about that!  Seems that some people are offended by such large quantities of US coins.

I predict...

7)  Close targets, fast stage times, few misses.

[Judge Duncan]

I predict that Jackalope and Tombstone will have an epic battle in overall time.

Who buys the beer after will be decided by he that misses most.

[Jackalope]

The Blazing Saddles character won't be Lyle, Olsen Johnson, Howard Johnson or any of the dozens of Johnsons.

I predict...

8 )  We will hear the story of how a shotgun was stolen from a little girl.

9)  No gimmicks in this match.  You can go as fast and furious as you dare!

Hope to see you there.