March 10th Match Predictions

[Jackalope]

I predict...

1)  Six stages...fast ones.

2)  We'll finally learn what happened to Seamus's brother and what his last request was.

Hope to see you there!

Jackalope

P.S.  I bet there will be a sweep you haven't seen before.  It's a seasonal thing that can't be helped.   

[MADDOG]

Hey jackalope I have been down for awhile are we having the Tuesday practice match on the 5th.

[Jackalope]

I think so.

AM will probably put something on here this afternoon.

[Jackalope]

I predict...

3)  Paddy will get in trouble for trying to be helpful.

4)  No rifle reloads...at least none required by the scenarios.

[TN Mongo]

Is there some type of Jackalope shaman chant that could be employed to ward off evil precipitation during the match?

[TN Mongo]

Whatever you did is working!  The forecast for Saturday looks much better than it did yesterday.  Did the ceremony involve burning a small amount of shed Jackalope antlers?

[Jackalope]

No antlers involved...

I used the last of my eye-of-newt and our neighbor is missing one chicken, but I did cast a spell.

I predict...

5)  No stand-and-deliver stages.  All six require some movement.

[Jackalope]

I predict...

6)  Any rain will hold off until 1 PM.  We'll stay dry as long as we don't dilly-dally.

7)  We'll learn how Mr. Murphy got so lucky.

8.)  Some of the characters involved in this month's gunfights may have an Irish background.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

[Tombstone]

I predict a beer match, maybe three or four way.
I predict no green beer will be allowed.

Lets shoot already

[Anita Margarita]

  Some of the characters involved in this month's gunfights may have an Irish background.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

I wonder if we will see our cousin from the old country, Paddy O'Furniture.

AM

[Jackalope]

I wonder if we will see our cousin from the old country, Paddy O'Furniture.

AM

Yeah, I think he's outside behind the house.

[Purly]

The "Weather Bug" says let's shoot.

[TN Mongo]

Green beer, I wonder what green food coloring would make an amber Dos Equis look like? 

I'm up for a "beverage wager"!  I might need a little bit of a handicap because my favorite shotgun is in the "gun hospital".

Stop laughing; it doesn't hurt to ask.

[Jackalope]

I predict...

9)  No rain during the match, but it might be a little cloudy.

10)  Paddy O'Furniture will stay in the back yard.

11)  We will celebrate a little-known holiday.

12)  Padraic will get into trouble on the way home from the saloon.

[Sheriff Langston]

Dos Guinness?

An Irishman never considers himself drunk as long a he can find a blade of grass to hang onto and not fly off the face of the earth.